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Do you have a special skill? Looking for a server to help maintain? You MUST post your skills, experience, and age.

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Joined: Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:46 am
PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 11:11 am
Position sought: RunUO shard staff

Age: 17
Sex: M

My relevant skills:

* Vast experience in duping gold for my personal accounts
* I can create one-hit-kill weapons for allied guilds in my sleep
* I can introduce subtle bugs into code which result in enemy guildhouses being lootable
* Very experienced in setting up a server fund by selling overpowered items to "donators"
* As a bonus I can also add in 2 extra bugs for every one I fix, forever giving the illusion of "active development"

I have some impressive references, but the relevant NDAs prevent their disclosure :\

Thanks for your consideration,
- xenoglyph

Posts: 10
Joined: Sat Apr 14, 2012 12:46 am
PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2012 11:44 am
lol, this is the perfect FAQ for what people are not looking for in staff. somebody pin this.

Posts: 1
Joined: Mon May 07, 2012 9:52 pm
PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 11:30 am
[/End Sarcasm]

The OP forgot a tag :lol:

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