Drop What You're Doing!

Chaos Realm is back and running with jet engine fuel this time! We're not your average cookie cutter EA clone that was slapped together hastily by inexperienced admin joe shmoe. We don't run with the herd, and we're ripping a horribly violent path of our own through the pleasant forest. We've got Custom Faction/Raced based PvP, Nightly Events (literally), hundreds of thousands of rares (also literally), Fully integrated level system that actually works with UO mechanics, Custom Crafting, Player friendly setup and the most tolerable staff you can find. We update our server constantly with ongoing fixes and improvements. We probably add new content more often than your girlfriend nags. We're not in it for the money, and we're not in it for the donations. We're in it because UO is the absolute best game hands down, and we want to share our vision of the world with you! I assure you it will not be a disappointing experience. We are die hard UO players with top Notch coding experience providing other die hard UO players a place to call home. Are you good enough to play on the server? the short answer is no. i Tried to be, i grew my beard to unreasonable lengths, i trimmed my nails with a belt sander, i ate nothing but lumber for 4 weeks straight, knocked a polar bear unconscious, and Chaos Realm chuckled at my failed attempt to be manly enough. Playing Chaos Realm is better than your last 4 romantic encounters ... combined. Look at you, you don't even know what to do with yourself. Well take a deep, masculine breath, visit http://www.thechaosrealm.com, and click join. Follow the easy setup, recklessly throw our patch in the UO Folder, and LOGIN!

Sincerely,

Soulless
Chaos Realm Leisure Analyst,
http://www.thechaosrealm.com
Soulless@thechaosrealm.com