Position sought: RunUO shard staff

Age: 17
Sex: M

My relevant skills:

* Vast experience in duping gold for my personal accounts
* I can create one-hit-kill weapons for allied guilds in my sleep
* I can introduce subtle bugs into code which result in enemy guildhouses being lootable
* Very experienced in setting up a server fund by selling overpowered items to "donators"
* As a bonus I can also add in 2 extra bugs for every one I fix, forever giving the illusion of "active development"

I have some impressive references, but the relevant NDAs prevent their disclosure :\

Thanks for your consideration,
- xenoglyph

lol, this is the perfect FAQ for what people are not looking for in staff. somebody pin this.

[/End Sarcasm]

The OP forgot a tag